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Death, Blood, Puppies, Rainbows, and More Death
You know what pisses me off?
SCREAMO.
Oh my god how did this music even come to EXIST? Did someone just say one day, “I can’t sing, but I can scream… screw it, let’s make a song with me just screaming in the microphone!” That’s pretty much how the story unrolls in my head.
I would rather listen to The Gummybear Song for the rest of my LIFE than listen to screamo.
I know this sounds hypocritical, but I think I might become a screamo artist. Because if I can make hundreds of dollars by just screaming into a microphone, why the hell not? Sounds like some money well earned!
AHHHHHHHRJAHKJHDKHHHHHHF
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATHHHHHH
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
PUPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSS
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOOOWS
AHHHHHHHRJAHKJHDKHHHHHHF
^ Hit song? I think so.
You can buy my Screamo EP here. It’s called Death, Blood, Puppies, Rainbows, and More Death.
So here’s my question to you? Do you like screamo? If so, why? And if not, what kind of music DO you like?
3 comments March 13, 2010
Where did you hide the bodies?
Because Bridget is sick, Bridget will quickly promote another comic artist who is amazing, instead of trying to write something and failing epically.
This comic is from the one and only: Nedroid
Go check it out now if you are looking for some lols.
*crawls back into bed*
Add comment March 12, 2010
The Eco-Ugly
So I’ve been looking at “Eco-Friendly” cars lately, seeing what’s what in today’s technologically superior world. And what I found made my laugh so hard I almost squirted orange juice out of my nose (which hurts, by the way).
These are pictures of the second and third most “Eco-Friendly” cars right now:
Above: The Honda Insight and The Mercury Milan
Nice, sleek, smooth looking cars.
Aaaaand, this is the number ONE “Eco-Friendly” car right now:
Introducing the Zap Xebra.
This car may be ugly, but at least you’re doing something good… for… I’m sorry. Let’s just tell the truth here. One wheel? Really people?
Add comment February 24, 2010
