Make Me Some Babies Please

pockymouse — Sun, 09 May 2010 06:26:17 +0000

So I’ve officially found the best website that has ever been created. Have you ever wanted to see what it would look like if you and your boyfriend had a baby? How about Zac Efron and a velociraptor? WELL NOW YOU CAN!
Welcome to Make Me Babies.com, where you can pair up two pictures and see what their offspring would look like. The thing is, for me at least, it was pretty scarily accurate! I could see some features of both pictures in the child’s face. Let me give you some lovely examples.

Here’s a lovely picture of Barney and Zac Efron’s offspring. Even though this one was more of a joke, you can see similarity on the facial shape, as well as the eyes a little as well (on Barney’s part). Let’s try a more serious one now.

Here’s what it would look like if Zac Efron and I had a baby. You can see a lot of me in the picture actually. The nose is mine, and the eyes are mine (eye colour too) as well as the skin tone (even though Zac and I are similar when it comes down to paleness).

I think the one thing that is especially funny is the fact that all the babies have this really serious death stare face going on, like now that’s alive, it’s ready to kill. Just sayin’.

So there you have it. Isn’t that awesome? Go check out makemebabies.com for all your baby making needs!

Facebook vs. Gmail ROUND ONE! DING DING!

pockymouse — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:13:30 +0000

So sorry there was no post yesterday. I wrote something, but it didn’t save or upload or anything (for a weird, alien reason). :/ SO HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE TODAY YAAAAY. It’s a…
QUICKIE!

So today I decided to try and clean out my inbox as I never do (I’m lazy, okay?). I thought, “Hey, the smartest thing to do would to type in Facebook on the little search emails bar, and then delete all of those first. That way I can get rid of those before I have to actually sort though the actual emails”.
So I do it. And this is what I find. (You are going to want to click v That v Picture to enlarge it).

DO YOU SEE THAT? DO YOU #&*#@en SEE THAT? 1-20 out of THOUSANDS. THOOOOOOOUSANDS. Like, after 999+ G-Mail basically said, “SCREW THIS!” and just put Thousands in there. OH MY GOD FACEBOOK WTH.

Puppy > Baby

pockymouse — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:00:34 +0000

Puppies and babies are pretty much the same thing. They both look cute, eat, sleep and poop. But puppies have a few advantages on babies.

VS.

ROUND ONE: Activities

– With a puppy, you can do so many fun things! Puppies love to play and have fun, and run and jump and fetch and chase their cute little tails and AHHHH SO CUTE. They almost never run out of energy. When they do, they fall asleep, which is also AHHHH SO CUTE.

– Babies, on the other hand, are lifeless. Until they get the strength to hold themselves up, there are almost no fun things you can do with a baby. Oh, except for change it’s diaper. FUUUUUUN.

WINNER: PUPPY
ROUND TWO: EXPENSE

– Most people know that puppies can be expensive. Like, really horribly OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME expensive. But…

– Holy shizznits babies are even MORE expensive! Not only do you need food and toys, but diapers and bottles and doctors visits, and formula, and MORE. Prepare for death of the pocketbook with a baby.

WINNER: PUPPY
ROUND THREE: GROWING UP

– Everyone knows that when most dogs grow up, they get less adorable (hey, it’s a fact of life with all living things). But with age, you get trust. As your puppy grows into a dog, it will stay with you for it’s life, just wanting to serve you and make you happy.

– Babies, on the other hand, will grow up into annoying little whiny kids. And then annoying angsty teenagers. And then young adults who need money. And then adults themselves who will get sick of you and put you in a home.

WINNER: (Does it even need to be said?) PUPPY

In conclusion from this oh so observatory test: Puppies are better than Babies. So, before you decide pop one out, think about adopting a furry little friend instead.

THIS MESSAGE SPONSORED BY: Abstinence – Just DON’T Do It!

DISCLAIMER: Pockymouse.com is not ACTUALLY sponsored by Abstinence (or Nike D:) and doesn’t have an opinion on it (or she’s just not going to tell you). It was just a cleverly timed joke. Thank you.