Puppies and babies are pretty much the same thing. They both look cute, eat, sleep and poop. But puppies have a few advantages on babies.

VS.

ROUND ONE: Activities

– With a puppy, you can do so many fun things! Puppies love to play and have fun, and run and jump and fetch and chase their cute little tails and AHHHH SO CUTE. They almost never run out of energy. When they do, they fall asleep, which is also AHHHH SO CUTE.

– Babies, on the other hand, are lifeless. Until they get the strength to hold themselves up, there are almost no fun things you can do with a baby. Oh, except for change it’s diaper. FUUUUUUN.

WINNER: PUPPY
ROUND TWO: EXPENSE

– Most people know that puppies can be expensive. Like, really horribly OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME expensive. But…

– Holy shizznits babies are even MORE expensive! Not only do you need food and toys, but diapers and bottles and doctors visits, and formula, and MORE. Prepare for death of the pocketbook with a baby.

WINNER: PUPPY
ROUND THREE: GROWING UP

– Everyone knows that when most dogs grow up, they get less adorable (hey, it’s a fact of life with all living things). But with age, you get trust. As your puppy grows into a dog, it will stay with you for it’s life, just wanting to serve you and make you happy.

– Babies, on the other hand, will grow up into annoying little whiny kids. And then annoying angsty teenagers. And then young adults who need money. And then adults themselves who will get sick of you and put you in a home.

WINNER: (Does it even need to be said?) PUPPY

In conclusion from this oh so observatory test: Puppies are better than Babies. So, before you decide pop one out, think about adopting a furry little friend instead.

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