SRS BIZNESS AIRBAG
(original picture taken by Bridget Chase, pockymouse.com)
2 comments February 23, 2010
Straight up TRIPPIN’ homie ‘G!
You know what I hate to love? Stereotypes. And the people that try and break through the stereotypes and fail epically. BUT, my all time favorite is:
The Wangsta
“What’chu talkin’ ’bout home dog? Imma straight up ‘G! Can’chu tell by my hat tipped to da side?”
The Wangsta is one of the most hilarious cross-breeds of human that as ever existed. Don’t get my wrong, white boys can be gangster. But just because you say things like “dat, homie, and straight up trippin’ ” doesn’t make you a gangster.
HOW TO SPOT A WANGSTA:
Looks: Will be wearing a hat tipped the side, often baggy jeans and a hoodie, or something of the sort. They often have a screwed up look on their faces as they try so desperately hard to be cool that it hurts them.
Personality Traits: “IMMA BE TOO COOL FO’ YOU!” They try and act “supa fly” and will often say unnecessary phrases while talking in a strange accent which I presume they think sounds awesome..
What to do if you spot a Wangsta: Either run away or start acting Wangsta yourself. If you are an actual Gangster, please take this time to scare the crap out of these wannabes.
Bridget is sorry she hasn’t posted anything in awhile. Bridget will get a pay cut.
Add comment February 23, 2010
Someone got off on the wrong side of life
Yesterday, I was walking down the hallway of my school. It was morning time, and there were a lot of people rushing around trying to get to classes. As I was trying to maneuver through them all, one little kid darted right in front of me, making me take a step back. Before I continue this story, let me explain this: I didn’t even put my foot down when I took a step back. I just brought my right foot behind my left, and balanced it on it’s toes.
So, I moved my foot back, and suddenly I hear this outraged cry from behind me. I turn around and standing there is this lady. I’ve never met her before, and I’m pretty sure she was just a parent coming into school to do something. Anyways, I see that the heel of my shoe lightly touched her black pant leg. I withdrew my foot and looked up at her face. It looked something like this:
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